i think i have two assholes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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