I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I need water and some morals
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
