I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The Olympian is in my bed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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