Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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