wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
