AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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