Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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