My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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