dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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