sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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