i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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