He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you inspire me to be a worse person
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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