we have officially lost it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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