we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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