North Korea, Best Korea!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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