things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Randomize
