I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
