margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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