Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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