Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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