yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Let's get the cat blown out
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
