the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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