watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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