The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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