I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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