There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
