We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
