i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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