Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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