Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Someone came in the potted fern
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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