You surviving the open bar?
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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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