No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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