I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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