and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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