if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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