so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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