alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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