You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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