what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she looked like the before picture.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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