I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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