I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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