I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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