Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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