goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
smell my finger.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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