Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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