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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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