I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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