he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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