I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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