I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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